Dear Paris

Dear Paris is a comic satire, based on the circumstances surrounding the 2007 incarceration of Hilton Hotel heiress Paris Hilton, served with a light portion of myth and mysticism.    Called upon by the higher powers, author, narrator, and part time wizard Stanley Harris recounts how he employs the magic of his secret religion to shepherd Paris on the journey to her true destiny.  As Stanley interprets things, God appoints him Paris Hilton’s new spiritual advisor, although the higher powers seem to have forgotten to tell Paris.  Still, Stanley is religious about his holy mission and bravely sets out to save the soul of the elusive heiress.

He decides it prudent not to burden his computer nerd wife, Jeanne, with the fact that he is out to seduce the controversial celebrity.    But unflappable Jeanne is used to Stanley’s heroic religious adventures  and quickly intuits what’s going on,  concerned only that Stanley not go crazy with his hobby.  Stanley initially pursues his goal on the internet, the medium that catapulted Hilton into super stardom and then becomes a source of tainted public opinion that leads to Hilton’s infamous fall from grace after being issued a DUI in 2006.  Yet even with years of cruising cyberspace behind him, Stanley’s first efforts to contact Paris through the web leave him stumbling in the Internet dark.

Undaunted by his failure to contact Paris, wielding his linguistic sword and wizard’s ways, Stanley ventures forth into the Internet bad lands to slay the anti – Paris hordes.