I Was Morgan Fairchild’s Love Slave

“I Was Morgan Fairchild’s Love Slave” is a general audience comedy novel guaranteed to deliver laughs on nearly every page. The novel recounts the story of author Stanley Harris’s trip to Southern California in 1971 where, while hitch-hiking from Santa Barbara to LA on highway 101, he gets a ride with the beautiful, sexy young actress Morgan Fairchild. Although Stanley and Morgan are both single and the same age at the time, twenty-one, Morgan has already experienced the racy world of Hollywood, while Stanley is still naive and inexperienced in the ways of life and love. Stanley is nearly broke with no place to stay, so Morgan, taking pity on Stanley, offers him refuge for a few days at her home.

From the first moment Stanley lays eyes on Morgan Fairchild, he falls obsessively in love with her. In the days that follow, Stanley plots and schemes to win Morgan’s love. Having already learned how to dodge the best of seductions by the male wolves of the movie industry, Morgan seems hardly to notice Stanley’s desperate attempts at romance. When one of Morgan’s friends, a stunningly beautiful female model from New York, drops in for an overnight stay, Stanley is reduced to being a mere plaything for the two worldly vixens. Yet Stanley has one quality that the world wise Morgan Fairchild is ill equipped to deal with. In his naive state of inexperience, Stanley doesn’t know how to play games, and his emotions are to him the real thing. Before the game is over, what Stanley doesn’t know is his best bet for winning the prize that he comically determines is worth risking even his soul.